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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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