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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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