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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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