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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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