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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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