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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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