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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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