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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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