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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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