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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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