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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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