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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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