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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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