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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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