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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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