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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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