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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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