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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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