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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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