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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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