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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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