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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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