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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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