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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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