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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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