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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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