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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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