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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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