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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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