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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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