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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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