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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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