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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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