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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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