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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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