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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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