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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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