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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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