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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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