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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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