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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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