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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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