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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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