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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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