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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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