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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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