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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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