Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.