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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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