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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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