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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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