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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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