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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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