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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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