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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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