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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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