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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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