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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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