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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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