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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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