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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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