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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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