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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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