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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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