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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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